If you say “old sport” three times in front of your mirror Gatsby will appear and awkwardly hit on your wife
wait you mean you don’t use the word ‘fortnight’ in america???
Wait what? Then what do they use?
they don’t have a word
what do you mean they don’t have a word what kind of uncivilised people are they??
the f**k is a fortnight
It’s a word for ‘two weeks’
it’s a night where the british build forts and wage war against eachother
what the hell do they say then?!?!
sorry, had to look it up ‘cause I didn’t knew the word ._.
you have a complete absence of the word? that is so bizarre.
What the hell is going on in other countries where you need to use the word fortnight?
I’ve been alive almost 22 years and I’ve never needed to use that word in my life.
I WANTED A GAY ROMP THROUGH SPACE AND ALL I GOT WAS DISAPPOINTMENT
I really wish a better version of Star Trek Into Darkness was coming out this weekend.